People send me QA jokes from time to time. I heard two lately that I thought were pretty funny and had to share for the other QA geeks out there:

• A QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljkn.

• Two software testers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!”  >> The testers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.